frisk:
what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
toriel: ==ultimate mom pics==
sans: bone prank: drop pieces of your skeleton in strategic locations to spook nincompoops and lame-os
papyrus: now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a “No Frown Zone”, because of the consistently good quality of my messages i put up
undyne: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
alphys: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
mettaton: “Crowdpleasers”… Now these, I like
asgore: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity
flowey/asriel: youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.
chara: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
Virgo Facts: You need a little time to sort your thoughts thoroughly enough to make the right decision in life. Too many messy things can cause you to tap out, but you pick yourself back up when you need yourself the most.
